Told you I was going to dress as a disco ball for my birthday.
My birthday is New Year’s Eve. Yep, last day of the year, full-stop tax baby. Each year I gather my best pals and throw some sort of birthday + NYE combo fête, usually involving dinner somewhere and some sort of gathering after to ring in the new year with music and lots of champagne. And the outfit I wear is always pretty ridiculous– you wouldn’t expect anything less from me, would you?
This year, I decided to dress like a damn disco ball.
I just wanted to be shiny. (And nearly naked, apparently.)
I found my dress at Express, and it was so Paris-Hilton-circa-2001 (or Kendall-Jenner-circa-2016, take your pick) that I had to have it. Yes, it was really skimpy. No, I wasn’t 100% comfortable with that. But when I like something, I wear it– pretty simple. Also, a good spray tan hides a multitude of body insecurities. (Shoutout to Amanda with Recreating Rays for the killer spray tan!)
My boyfriend booked a suite at the Sheraton in OP for our post-dinner party, but it provided the perfect place to get ready. New Year’s Eve, one’s birthday, and a chain mail dress mean you have to bring it with the makeup. My pal + makeup artist, Loni, came over and hooked me up.
We went for a smokey eye, sculpted cheek (I think my words were: “Contour the hell outta my face, please”), and a nude lip (because she knows I’m terrible at reapplying lipstick throughout the night, so we needed something un-fussy).
The outfit was a pretty big deal, and it came in stages. I wore another dress over this dress (the Zara sequin blazer dress) and these sandals to dinner because we were in public and I really couldn’t be bothered to worry about a nipple slip at our local fancy steakhouse. (Ha!) More coverage at dinner was a good idea.
Being the horrible real-time documenter of events that I am, I didn’t get a snap me in the blazer dress (although I’m sure it’ll make an appearance on the blog soon– because it was just too good). Nice, Ashley.
After dinner, it was hotel time. And time for an outfit change– or outfit alteration, rather. I took off the blazer dress (putting the whole party on Nipple Watch) and swapped out the strappy silver sandals for iridescent crystal boots. My sister and brother-in-law provided old-school Polaroid cameras as a party favor, which proved genius.
Funny (traumatic) story about the boots: my initial plan was to DIY a pair of the YSL Niki boots. (Because I do not, in any universe, have $10k to spend on boots, no matter how insane and beautiful.) I found the perfect tutorial that included all the elements you needed to make the boots, and scored a pair of slouchy satin thigh high boots from ASOS to decorate. I spent eight hours one Sunday carefully gluing crystal paneling to the boots, fixing seams, and getting everything (on one boot) perfect. I waited for the glue to set, and then tried the boots on (for the first time with the crystals, obviously I had tried ’em on when I got them initially)… and the boots didn’t fit.
The glue had fused the slight bit of give the boot had, which meant they now didn’t make it above my calf (athletic calves, why do you hate me?). This meant the boot was unwearable, and meant I had just spent eight hours and a good chunk of money on a pretty piece of crystal-encrusted garbage. Awesome!
What I learned from this experience: I am not a DIY-er. I should just pay the money for the thing I want (not the $10k thing, obviously, but in general).
We had more bottles of champagne than we could count (and somehow I still managed to make it home with a half dozen unopened bottles!) and rang in 2018 at midnight.
Shortly thereafter, a kind (but very strange) old lady named Allison wandered into our suite and sat down at the table. No, she wasn’t lost– she had squabbled with her boyfriend (he had been flirting with another lady) at a party on the fourth floor and stormed back to her room, when she heard our music from across the hall. It sounded like we were having fun, so she invited herself inside. (Because hey, there’s no age limit on party crashing.)
After entertaining Allison for a bit with some champagne and personally calling her boyfriend to inform him he had royally messed up via voicemail, we guided Allison back to her room.
…but she didn’t stay gone.
Note: Dave didn’t actually slam the door in her face- he escorted her outside and when she started to argue with him about coming back to the party, he bid her goodnight and shut the door.
My Paris Hilton-inspired outfit inspired Cait to take a little poll via her Insta Stories: a game of Who Wore it Better?
I’ll take that victory, thank you very much.
My birthday was a big success! So thankful to everyone who came out to celebrate. I don’t know how I’ll top this outfit next year, but I’ve got a full calendar year to think about it.
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What a fun party and how awesome that your birthday falls on NYE. Double the celebration. You looked fabulous! And so “interesting” about the party crasher, haha.
Our party crasher really made the night memorable, haha! 🙂
Looks like you had an amazing NYE/ birthday! This dress looks phenomenal on you, you put Paris and Kylie to shame for sure! your make-up is stunning too! Poor Allison, but seriously.
xx, Elise
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Thank you so much, babe! You are too kind- your check’s in the mail. Haha. 🙂
I love this post…from that sexy gorgeous dress, dynamite boots and funny stories, you are a gem and deserved to be celebrated! AND a million times better than Paris Hilton! You make sexy look equally classy!
You are so kind, Andrea! Thank you so much!
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, you are a LEGEND. I adore this.
Haha, thank youuuuu!
Absolutely stunning! The disco ball and those boots were an excellent choice! I would have been super frustrated with the DIY mishap, but look how pretty <3
Green Fashionista
Thank goodness I found the Steve Madden boots, or I would’ve been livid, haha! 😉
Chic outfit!
Have a nice end of the week!
Gil Zetbase
Thank you!
What an incredible night, and of course you wore it better!!
I did laugh at your DIY….I love the idea of DIY, I’m just not always patient enough…
XOXO
Jodie
http://www.jtouchofstyle.com
Yessss- I’m not that patient, either! Definitely not cut out for that DIY life! 🙂
That sounds like a wonderfully fun and funny (hello strange lady who just wants to hang out and party with you) evening. And I love your tale of DIY woe. I’m awful at DIY and totally threw in the towel on it a few years ago. And that dress!!!! Seriously, wowza. You make dressing like a disco ball look good.
Courtney ~ Sartorial Sidelines
Our little party crasher was quite entertaining, that’s for sure! And yes- I am definitely on Team No DIY in the future!
Happy birthday beautiful!! It’s been a while 🙂 but you are still as gorgeous as ever!! Love your bday makeup!
Thanks, lady! So good to see you ’round these parts again! On my way to check out your blog!
What a fabulous post! I’m gonna tweet about this one it’s so good. Glad you have a double-reason to celebrate each year; certainly inspiration for extraordinary outfits like this one. My heart breaks at hearing your DIY boot story. Someone as glam as you deserves the real $10k boots or at least an assistant to do all the glue-ing. 🙂
Thank you so much for sharing, friend! And I know, right- I am sooooo not the DIY-er, that’s for sure!
What a fun party! You look amazing and those boots are to die for!
Xoxo,
Whitney & Blaire
Peaches In A Pod
The boots ended up being so fun with the dress- thanks, babes!
Looking absolutely stunning on your birthday girl!! What a fun way to always get to celebrate!
Thank you so much, lady! Happy Sunday!
Felicidades preciosa, vas cañón y te queda mucho mejor a ti a que Paris. Menuda fiesta, lo pasasteis genial. Un beso
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Thank you!
Happy belated birthday! Looks like you had fun.
Gemma x
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It was a blast, thanks, Gemma!
Happy Belated Birthday Ashley! You are slaying in this dress and dying over those boots!
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Thank you so much!
Happy belated birthday! If anyone can pull off a disco ball dress it’s you and I love that you go all out on your birthday outfits. That’s so fun!
Have a wonderful day!
Carly at A Modern Mom Blog
Haha, thank you so much, Carly!
LOL this post is so funny. Your boot DIY sounds like the time my grandmother put lace on a pair of my socks (i was like 4), and I had one I couldn’t get on and one I couldn’t get off. Also, I love your Paris 2001 dress. Sounds like you had a great night!
Right? I’m SOOOOO hanging up my DIY hat for good! Haha.
That dress looks incredible on you!
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Thanks so much, babe! Hope you’re having a great weekend!
Oh you nailed it Ashley! Looking like a Hollywood star and a yummy snack lol!
Edwige | http://www.hypnozglam.com
Thank you so much, lady! Haha! I tried my best, lol.
It sounds and looks like quite the birthday, so much fun! And that dress is so fierce, you definitely wore it better than Paris though haha. Love the boots too, haha annoying though with the DIY. My DIY projects are never good either, lol! Xx
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It sounds and looks like quite the birthday, so much fun! And that dress is so fierce, you definitely wore it better than Paris though haha. Love the boots too, haha annoying though with the DIY. My DIY projects are never good either, lol!! Xx
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Thank you so much! And seriously, I’m hanging up my DIY hat for GOOD.
Sounds really interesting! Have a nice weekend)
Thanks, Vika!
one word… WOW! That dress is absolutely amazing and looks so stunning on you! looks like you had the best birthday! x
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Thank you, Rachel! Happy Sunday!
Aw! Happy Belated Birthday, beautiful! I loved this more intimate post. You looked absolutely gorgeous in that dress and OMG, those boots! Leave it you to find the most gorgeous and original pair! Thanks for sharing and I hope you’re having a great week so far!
XO,
Jalisa
THE STYLE CONTOUR
Aw, thank you so much, babe! Glad you enjoyed it! Hope you’re having a lovely weekend!
lol what a dress!!! Did Kendall Jenner wear this too for her B-day and they compared her to Paris?>>>Either way, way-to-slay!—Katelyn/www.theyellowspectacles.com
Yessss- Kendall totally wore something almost like Paris’s original and looked amazing! I am just trying to hang, hahahahaha. 😉
What a gorgeous dress!
Beauty & Colour | Vegan Lifestyle Blog
Super fun, right? Thanks, Caitlin!
Sounds like such a good time celebrating your birthday with NYE! I looove the dress on you!
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It was definitely a blast!
What a fun way to celebrate your birthday! And I can’t believe what happened with the boots – crazy!!But they look cute 🙂
Shauna
http://www.lipglossandlace.net
It was SO disappointing- but thankfully I found these Steve Madden boots!
ok, I think I will have to buy a disco ball, you are smoking hot in this look, ultimate date night look and yes you wear it way better then Paris
Thank you!
You look like you had a ball! You should love your athletic calves – you look amazing x
You are so kind, Maria! Thank you!
You look absolutely gorgeous, I loved the dress and makeup! I hope you had the best birthday party!
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Thank you, Violette! You’re too sweet!
You look so fabulous!! I love how you styled this look!!
xx
Mónica Sors
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Thanks, Monica! Happy Sunday, babe!
Oh girl, you look way much better! Wow! That must have been quite some party!
You are too kind, Nancy! Thank you so much!
Happy birthday, you look stunning, and your boots omg!!!
You look better than Paris…
xoxo
marisascloset.blogspot.com
Thanks, Marisa! And you are too sweet!
your birthday look was everything and you look stunning in that dress.
xo
Pinksole
Thank you, girlfriend. You know I had to GO HARD, haha.
Wow, Belated Happy Birthday Ashley! You definitely look stunning in your day! What a sexy outfit!
xoxo,
SHAIRA
http://www.missdream-girl.blogspot.com
Thanks, babe!
This is such a lovely post – looks like such an incredible party and like you had so much fun! 🙂
Layla x
http://www.sprinklesofstyle.co.uk
Thanks, Layla! Happy Sunday!
Love your amazing outfit, congratulation , thank you for sharing, you look absolutely gorgeous.
xxx
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Thanks, Nora!
Wow, you look so glam and amazing boots too!!
Have a lovely weekend 🙂
Rosanna x
Thanks, Rosanna! I had to have these boots- especially after that DIY fail, hahahahaha.
dear, you look beautiful przep
Happy birthday 🎂🎁😘💞
Regards
Lili
Thanks, babe!
OMG I looooooooooooove the dress babe!!
You look amazing in it and as you said – if you want to wear something, why not??!
And I love the retro-paris hilton- vibes here 😉
You definitely nailed it with this dress and your party looks like so much fun!
Happy belated birthday again and all the best for you ♥
xxx
Tina
https://styleappetite.com
Thank you so much, Tina! Happy Sunday!
It looks like an incredible night hun! you look fantastic in this all over metallic outfit. That dress is a little darling xx
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Thanks, lady- isn’t the dress crazy fun?
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! You look amazing in this dress OMG. Wish I looked this good in a dress like this. And your make up was the bomb.
Looks like you had a great time.
Allie of ALLIENYC
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You are too kind, lady! Thank you so much!
Happy Belated Birthday babe!! You look gorgeous <3 Hope you had the most amazing time!!
XO, Jessi
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Thank you so much, Jessi!
You are rocking that dress! Looking good girl! Happy belated bday!
Thanks, girlfriend!
You are hilarious, girl! I love your writing! Made me smile. Yes more coverage for dinner is a good idea. You look absolutely amazing!
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Aw, thank you so much, babe! So glad you enjoyed it!
Shining shining shining..I won’t finish the song, but you look fabulous.
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Thank you so much, girlfriend!
That’s SO much fun that your birthday falls on NYE! I hope you had a fabulous time celebrating girl – you looked incredible in all silver!
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Thank you so much, babe! It was definitely a super fun birthday!
Looks like such a great party! 🙂
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It was really fun!
Oh my goodness, that sounds like an EPIC birthday/NYE party! Happy belated Birthday! Hope 2018 is going well for you!
~Jessica
Jeans and a Teacup
Thanks, girlfriend! Hope you’re having a lovely start to the year as well!